Friday - May 18th, 2007 - We Get Paid
Two things you need to know about technical. Its mantra if you will.
1). You get paid.
2). You get laid.
Running joke in our department that our boss told us the above when we signed our offer letters.
Today Romeo calls up K-Kat and tells her to come to our office. She comes in and he turns to me and says "Watch this!"
He smacks her upside the head and throws 10 dollars at her. All of us including K-Kat begin to laugh. What's funny to me is that she doesn't even know what it is that Romeo is doing.
You see I have this mental image of the boss walking around in a small gang punching people around the office and throwing 20's on their doubled over bodies. The message is two-fold. That he's loaded and he can buy your forgiveness afterwards.
The best part was we never bothered to explain to K-Kat what the joke was.
1). You get paid.
2). You get laid.
Running joke in our department that our boss told us the above when we signed our offer letters.
Today Romeo calls up K-Kat and tells her to come to our office. She comes in and he turns to me and says "Watch this!"
He smacks her upside the head and throws 10 dollars at her. All of us including K-Kat begin to laugh. What's funny to me is that she doesn't even know what it is that Romeo is doing.
You see I have this mental image of the boss walking around in a small gang punching people around the office and throwing 20's on their doubled over bodies. The message is two-fold. That he's loaded and he can buy your forgiveness afterwards.
The best part was we never bothered to explain to K-Kat what the joke was.
posted by Smarmy Boss at 3:38 PM
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