October 31st - "You mean you're 30-fat!"
9:35am - Alpha informed Moses that he was going to cut him from sternum to scrotum.
12:28pm - One of the employees dressed up as a fat suomo wrestler with side burns. Alpha asked me: "Why is Dave walking around with his shirt off?" Another employee that is kind of big and has side burns.
3:41pm - Told Cecil he was going to cut strips of fat off his back. Tie the strips to a tree and make a "flab hammock." Alpha then began to reminisce about a former employee that gained over a 100 pounds working with us. When the guy weighed himself he remarked that he was 305lbs to which someone replied. "You mean 3-0h-fat!" Then he laughed. I laughed as well.
12:28pm - One of the employees dressed up as a fat suomo wrestler with side burns. Alpha asked me: "Why is Dave walking around with his shirt off?" Another employee that is kind of big and has side burns.
3:41pm - Told Cecil he was going to cut strips of fat off his back. Tie the strips to a tree and make a "flab hammock." Alpha then began to reminisce about a former employee that gained over a 100 pounds working with us. When the guy weighed himself he remarked that he was 305lbs to which someone replied. "You mean 3-0h-fat!" Then he laughed. I laughed as well.
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