November 9th, 2006

Well Alpha called in sick. Proving once and for all that flu shots are a scam. Its obvious that he really drives the office because we were all pretty reserved and productive today.

I brought some q-tips to work and left them on Omega's desk. He was confused by the gift but figured he may as well not look a gift horse in the mouth. I expect to see him place used ones on Alpha's desk tomorrow.